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titty bomb

The next generation of red bull and jager ("jager bomb"), this variation has a tasty twist, first step, find a girl who has recently had a child and get her to pump some milk from her tit, second step, get a bottle of goldschlager and make a 50/50 shot of the two. Third step, enjoy...
Matt was so fucking drunk that he didnt even know he had just taken a titty bomb with Stephanie's milk! What a dirty Mex!
by Jack Bauer, July 28, 2008
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Titty Cheese

Milk that has been taken from yo mama and turned into cheese then injected back into the breast so that when squeezed it excretes titty cheese.
Hey, Wanna get some Titty Cheese from Josh's mom? I hear its cheese season for her.
by Sockfish June 26, 2009
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Titty Gazing

The act of watching tv or going to a place, purely to see a woman's breasts.
"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.

"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"
by Lenjammin April 5, 2008
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titty fit

Noun. An alternative to hissy fit, which is an unreasonable emotional outburst or a short-lived temper tantrum. Used when one wishes to elicit chuckles or confusion from the listening parties. Because people will often respond with, "don't you mean hissy fit?", to which you can say, "no, titty fit, now stop throwing a titty fit about the phrase titty fit". This expression can be likened to when people say things like "stop getting your panties in a wad".
Jason threw a huge titty fit when Carla wouldn't go out with him.

Sarah often throws massive titty fits when things do not go her way.

Mom to daughter: "Stop throwing a titty fit and go do your chores and homework."
by CSpan May 23, 2009
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Titty Bear

Pronounced same as teddy bear.

A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
by PistolMcLaggen June 1, 2010
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titty fuck

A very underrated and enjoyable experience for guys that is unfortunately not equally satisfying for ladies. The bigger the better.
I titty fucked Caroline last night

Oh yeah, what'd she think?

I don't know, she was asleep
by rob ricksen April 10, 2006
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titty boy

Hey titty boy I bet you wanna eat some of these butter noodles.
by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008
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