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muskeg titties

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.
dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!
by filthy ronald October 21, 2010
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fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.
Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.
by KVMAN October 9, 2007
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machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.
My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.
by plow girl May 24, 2014
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fall on some titties

When you smokin blunt after blunt after blunt and you just want some titties
Homeless guy: "Hey you guy's got something planned for tonight?"
Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."
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titie sprinkles

Titie Sprinkles: an exclamation to be used in a bad situation or an insult.
AH titie sprinkles! i forgot to do my homework!
Shut the hell up you tite sprinkle!
by Hatchetmanant April 25, 2008
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Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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big tittie goth girl

women with big black hair that have big titties
by drakebellsuckz May 7, 2018
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