I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

not today

When you call this scary number and it says your number has been logged and traced

"Your number has been logged and traced"-Phone
"Heard you say NOT TODAY *Ends call*"-Me

by ......................no November 20, 2017

how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

by DesignGenius September 26, 2009

tidal wave poopie

when you take shit so bad that it hit the water so hard you get shit-water splashed back on your ass-hole....

my sister took a tidal wave poopie and had her legs open and she bent over to take a crap or to look at it im not really 4 sure and then the water splashed in her face!! :)

by Sara Thomas January 1, 2008

tidal pool anxiety

noun. Anxiety that continues after the source of worry has passed.

Although the exam was over, tidal pool anxiety prevented the student from enjoying a relaxing game of split-a-fifth.

by Easy Kompany December 17, 2010

Tidy Cat

To smear cat poop on an enemy's car door handle when they have done something mean to you.

"Hey Brendon, our stupid hippie neighbors parked in my spot again so I totally pulled a Tidy Cat on them. They'll be washing their hands for weeks!"

by Absolut Ang July 28, 2011

tidy up the garden

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016