Textonese

1. The using of normal everyday words in text format whether writing a text message or not. 2. To write words and sentences in a texting manner when not texting.

All those people who use textonese to update their profiles drive me crazy.

by Crazzyleggs1973 November 25, 2010

textologist

The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.

He is such a textologist. He never does his job never calls customers. Such a textologist!

by face off 101 January 17, 2011

Textolodate

Verb; To consolodate copious ammounts of backed up text messages, emails, and or other updates and notifications. Most commonly undertaken amongst circumstances where an individual inadvertantly has free time to spare. ie, Waiting for your take out order,

Waiting for the doctor today gave me some much needed time to textolodate.

I didn't even care that it took those assholes 30 minutes to make me a calzone, it finally gave me a chance to textolodate.

by Jacobi- April 10, 2011

textonic

a type of relationship in which two people are strictly texting, not talking on the phone or videochatting.

A: hey so whats up with you and Jill?
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.

by chicamellow September 7, 2011

textorize

To send obscene amounts of texts to someone before they have the chance to reply. Generally in the form of a "Chinese wall" of text. This action is sometimes deemed acceptable however, if it comes from a loved one, or love interest.

SMS:"Yo man! I thought I'd just let you know that blah blah blah blah...."
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"

by DylanDogMP12 January 8, 2012

textosaurus

one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.

can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.

(1000) texts later ....
man your a textosaurus today

lol

my arms are gonna be stuck in

textosuarus postion ima holla later

lol

by brj365 February 5, 2012

textopornography

Sexting.

Textopornography is popular among the teens.

by uttam maharjan January 22, 2014