textosaurus

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one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.

can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.

(1000) texts later ....
man your a textosaurus today

lol

my arms are gonna be stuck in

textosuarus postion ima holla later

lol

textosaurus by brj365 February 5, 2012

Words you can keep

Titosaurus

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

Titosaurus by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

Related Words

textosaurus • textasaurus • textasaurus rex • Thotosaurus • Tendosaurus • Textasaurass • Titosaurus • Twatosaurus

Twatosaurus

A person being a huge pain in the ass, whom you have a strong disliking for.

Or A very large vagina

Did you see Kaleigh today?
Was she being a Twatosaurus as usual?

Oh my God thats the biggest vagina Ive ever seen, its a Twatosaurus!

I got nervous her Twatosaurus was going to devour me

Twatosaurus by Eliza Pompus September 23, 2011

Thotosaurus

The Thotosaurus is a prehistoric species, That once dominated clubs and street corners, but now is out of its prime. A Thotosaurus is an evolved version of what we now we now know today as a bona fide thot. Also see cougar teradacthoe and thotabe.

"Hey kids, if you look to your left you will see a group of Thotosauruses."

"That chick ain't a Thot! She outta her prime, nigga. She just a Thotosaurus!"

"Hey bro, look at that chick. She looks hot from here.

'Nah bro, that ol' broad's looks are deceiving! She just a Thotosaurus!'"

Thotosaurus by Brodictuonary November 13, 2015

textasaurus rex

A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.

"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."

textasaurus rex by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

textasaurus

An individual that creates numerous text messages throughout the day as a form of communication.

Julie text me like 100 times today-- She's a textasaurus!1

textasaurus by Sky Pace April 2, 2007

Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

Textasaurass by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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