textosaurus

one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.

can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.

(1000) texts later ....
man your a textosaurus today

lol

my arms are gonna be stuck in

textosuarus postion ima holla later

lol

by brj365 February 5, 2012

Titosaurus

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

Twatosaurus

A person being a huge pain in the ass, whom you have a strong disliking for.

Or A very large vagina

Did you see Kaleigh today?
Was she being a Twatosaurus as usual?

Oh my God thats the biggest vagina Ive ever seen, its a Twatosaurus!

I got nervous her Twatosaurus was going to devour me

by Eliza Pompus September 23, 2011

Thotosaurus

The Thotosaurus is a prehistoric species, That once dominated clubs and street corners, but now is out of its prime. A Thotosaurus is an evolved version of what we now we now know today as a bona fide thot. Also see cougar teradacthoe and thotabe.

"Hey kids, if you look to your left you will see a group of Thotosauruses."

"That chick ain't a Thot! She outta her prime, nigga. She just a Thotosaurus!"

"Hey bro, look at that chick. She looks hot from here.

'Nah bro, that ol' broad's looks are deceiving! She just a Thotosaurus!'"

by Brodictuonary November 13, 2015

textasaurus rex

A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.

"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

textasaurus

An individual that creates numerous text messages throughout the day as a form of communication.

Julie text me like 100 times today-- She's a textasaurus!1

by Sky Pace April 2, 2007

Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009