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testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."
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these testicles

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009
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teshticle

Surprisingly teshticle has no connection with the word testicle - therefore it is not a rude word. Teshticle is a word used to refer to a geeky person - specifically someone who played lots of video games, watches childrens tv shows and spends large amounts of time searching for weird things on the internet.
That girl is such a teshticle!
by ginger9293 May 20, 2011
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testsicle

Applying cold food products to ones testicles and having your partner lick it off vigoriously. Similar to licking a popsicle.
When they were out of ice cream cones at Shawns house he applied ice cream to his scrotum and had Emily lick it off. She had a vanilla testsicle.
by B-Money and Wankis April 15, 2008
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Testiclaids

When a person is given Aids from a man with large testicles.
Damn, i heard jenny got testiclaids from john last night!

Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!
by Ev January 19, 2007
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Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.
-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023
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