Temperance

A girl who is indifferent, sarcastic, and bipolar. The complete opposite of what her name means- 'moderation and self control'. She cares a lot about friends and is very loyal, but doesn't like to show it. She can be very proud, too, and doesn't like to accept help from others. Generally doesn't trust either.

Might curse a lot.

You: You're bipolar.

Temperance: No shit sherlock, what gave you the first clue?

by Leslie Z. April 1, 2010

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

Tempfiler

(n)-er A person who insists on answering every computer question with "delete your temp files and cookies." Although deleting temp/cookie files can be a good thing to do, these people prove their ignorance of computers by repetitively piping up on every troubleshooting thread with "clear out your temp files"
(v)-ed To insist that someone clear out their temp files

(n) Question from IT:Phil - "Hey, I have a question about virtualization using iSCSI as a back end disk"
Answer From Tempfiler: Gladys - "You should delete your temp files"

(v) "Hey man, I just posted a question about virtualization using iSCSI as back end disk and some lady named Gladys tempfiled me!"

by Jbholling May 9, 2008

Tempin

Working various jobs for a temporary agency

Man 1: "Yo, what you doing now"

Man 2: "Well I've been tempin with this place in DC"

by Secret Player X January 19, 2010

temporary set-up

When you break something and you don't want anyone to know it was you, so you temporarily set it up so that it looks unbroken. This way, when the next person touches it, they're under the impression that they broke it, thus setting them up.

Alyssa: So I accidentally pulled out the rubber thing that goes around the inside of the door on Evan's car, and I couldn't fix it.

Jenna: Oh? Was he pissed?

Alyssa: Well, he wasn't paying attention, and I knew Jerry was going to be getting in any second, so I did a temporary set-up and just kinda shoved it back in. Then when Jerry got in, it fell again and Evan flipped his shit at Jerry.

Jenna: Nice.

by freezepop March 25, 2010

Temptrade

A temptrade is when you temporarily trade one object for another.

Me: "Hey, can I borrow the LOLCat Bible?"
Friend: "No, but I see you have the new Jon Stewart book. Let's temptrade."

by IndianaNinja December 25, 2010

Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.

<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.

by Llamahunter September 17, 2011