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Tatooed Tina

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.
1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!
by G'd Up Swagger May 20, 2007
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x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
by John June 18, 2006
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Baby Tina

From the movie Boss baby, 2 Baby tina is one of the main people in the movie that has to work with her uncle and father to stop an evil person who wants to get rid of all her parents
I love the movie Boss baby and Baby Tina is my favorite person in the movie
by 2gamerbros August 12, 2021
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x-tina kim

by haha July 25, 2004
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x-tina

by Dis Tip November 17, 2004
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Christina-Tina

A quirky but pretty girl with a lot of sass.
Mark: Man that girl is so weird! How can people stand her??

Jared: Yo man, she's Christina-Tina, she's invincible, how can people not stand her?
by whatintheworldxo May 30, 2013
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Master Tina

A powerful bossy outspoken woman or wife who has total control over her husband or male partner who are usually weak men.
A Master tina will often deny intimacy to her sex starved partner,unless she's recieves generous gifts in return,and even then it's no guarantee that she'll give it up.
Hey man, I heard Tony got beat up by master Tina because he asked her for a blow job.

Boy,Kathy really pulled a master Tina on her husband last night.He bought her a new car for some sex.
by jonnybagodonuts December 7, 2011
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