workplace bait and switch

When you are hired by an organization and are told that your position is one big adventure to get you to accept less pay but it turns out to be a boring assignment that is much less interesting and glamorous.

I was charmed and brown-nosed all through the interview and then hired to do the work of a near-god, but I quickly discovered that I was the newest victim of their workplace bait and switch scam.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch

An epic crossover fighting game between a bunch of videogame characters, made by Nintendo.

Dude 1: Hey man, do you want to play some Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch starting at $60 available at common retail stores like GameStop, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, etc. starring Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Dark Samus, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Sheik, Zelda, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Falco, Marth, Lucina, Young Link, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Chrom, Mr. Game & Watch, Meta Knight, Pit, Dark Pit, Zero Suit Samus, Wario, Snake, Ike, Pokémon Trainer, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Sonic, King Dedede, Olimar, Alph, Lucario, R.O.B., Toon Link, Wolf, Villager, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina & Luma, Little Mac, Greninja, Palutena, Pac-Man, Robin, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Larry, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Duck Hunt, Ryu, Ken, Cloud, Corrin, Bayonetta, Inkling, Ridley, Simon, Richter, King K. Rool, Isabelle, Incineroar, Piranha Plant, Joker, Hero, Banjo & Kazooie, Terry, Byleth, Min Min, Mii Brawler, Mii Swordfighter, and Mii Gunner?
Dude 2: Hell yeah man! Let's play!

by LogicalThinker1 July 26, 2020

Lag Switch

Noun:1. A device used to intentionally slow or completely stop data flow from the modem to the computer/gaming console for a short period of time. In online games, using a lag switch will allow you to become momentarily invincible. Your opponents are very easy to kill if you use a lag switch. Most leagues and ladders prohibit lag switches and consider them as cheating. 2. A device that lets you cheat in online games.
Verb:1. To use a lag switch to own an opponent. 2. A joking way of saying your going to kick some ass. Does not really mean you plan to cheat.

Either definition of both the Noun and Verb can be used depending on the context.
Noun: That guy lags out everytime I shoot at him! Lag switch alert!
Verb: That guys been camping all game! Time to lag switch that hoe!

by DELTA_FORCE_FOX (PS3 Online ID) November 5, 2007

A light switch

Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.

Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch

by Kennybunkport September 18, 2016

bitch switch

the thing you say to your partner that makes them go off when everything was fine right before you said your idiot remark.

"we were talking about what happened in our day and then i said, 'yeah, i noticed you didn't do the dishes.' i totally flipped the bitch switch and he went off on me for hours."

by ubergirl October 26, 2005

Nintendo Switch OLED

The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.

The launch price will cost $349.99

Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???

Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."

by This guy b like: July 7, 2021

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004