Simp City

Where all homies that have fallin as being simps go.

Yo congrats dude! You're headed to Simp City like the rest of us.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Simp

Noun.
A person who has been rejected but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.

(Not to be confused with someone who has yet to confess their feelings or someone who is currently in the friendzone.)

Verb.
An admirable attempt to find peace in the face of unrequited love by choosing to be happy with the relationship that you have instead of staying in the friendzone and sulking about wanting more.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: I heard he was rejected by way of friendzone.
Guy 2: Nah, he's done being in the friendzone; decided to be a simp instead.
Guy 1: Simpin ain't easy...

Ex. 2
Girl 1: Look at how much I simp for her...
Girl 2: How can you be a simp? They don't even know you like them like that!
Girl 1: *Shhhhhh*

by Giyuo March 13, 2020

Simp or pimp

Similar to smash or pass where but instead of judging the sexiness of someone it's opinioning the amount of respect you'd give to that person where "Simp" stands for I'll treat that person like a queen/king (cuz yeah any act of kindness towards the opposite sex especially for females it's considered Simping nowadays) and " Pimp" stands for I have no respect for that person in fact I'll even pimp her/him if I could.

1: What about Tatiana, simp or pimp?
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .

by milked.cookie December 1, 2020

Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018

stimpack

n. Any form of injected or inhaled drugs. Derrived from the stimpack used by marines in Starcraft to enhance their speed.

See also stim.

Aw, the stimpack's gonna have him up there for ages!

by Arxces August 27, 2005

Simp

A man who foolishly attempts to get a girl who doesn't want to date her but keeps doing it.

Sive is a Simp

by Mr Adeep September 17, 2020

ren and stimpy

Possibly one of the greatest cartoons of the early 90s. Ren and Stimpy was created by John Kricfalusi and was picked up by Nickelodeon in 1991. The show is about a crazy, deranged asthma hound chihuahua (Ren) and a bumbling, idiot cat (Stimpy). It was known for its gross out humor and dirty jokes. However after years of censoring the hell out of the cartoons, John K was fired from Nickelodeon in 1993. Bob Camp, one of the writers on the original episodes and John K's close personal friend took over and Billy West (who voices Stimpy) took over the voice of Ren (who was orignally voiced by John K). These episodes were slightly toned down but you'll still see some dirty jokes. In 1996, after a 5 year run, the show was cancelled. 7 years later a new, "adult" version of the show aired on TNN (now known as Spike TV) in which their are more references to Ren and Stimpy's homosexuality (which was a common asked question when the show started). Then THAT got cancelled in 2004.

Ren and Stimpy was a great show and shows like Family Guy, South Park (both shows that John K absolutely LOATHE) and Beavis and Butthead have them to thank.

Ren and Stimpy spawned many catchphases (YOU EEDIOT! Happy happy joy joy, etc.)

by CheezNapkin August 30, 2008