scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004

stutter

A stutter is a triple-beat element in electronic dance music at the start of a musical phrase. It is most commonly used with techno music.
Therefor, the first beat in a phrase-group is replaced by a double-beat with half the note value, resulting in the perception of a triple-beat.

I don't like this song, there's no stutter, man.

by m00wn July 1, 2015

mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.

victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb

by fergus1 October 23, 2006

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

stater

A person who states the obvious. So rather than let the subject on everyones mind go, he or she must "state it." Stating, the result of being a stater, is annoying. The stater doesnt really want to be the person to be quiet, rather the stater wants to point out the obvious hoping to get some attention.

Optimistically, it can be a friendly reminder for his or her friends. (see example)
Depending on the situation, a stater can either be a good or bad.
Originated from the word hater.

Malvchild: Yo man, your girl totally has a moustache.

Garry: Way to be a stater.

by malvchild July 6, 2010

Stater

Slang for a State Patrol vehicle.

John: "Don't speed man, a stater is behind us!"

by RicerMiata December 31, 2016

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by u dont know April 27, 2006