zit stach

Zits that are found in the mustach of a teen

Person 1 "hey check out my stach"
Person 2 "more like a Zit Stach"
Person 1 "...you forgot poland"

by Hi i'm Ted December 23, 2008

Stache

S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.

Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!

No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.

by Emstuckhere December 2, 2014

meow stache

A moustache, but repronounced very stylish by steven n. Nathan is a homo

Holy poopy buns, Kyle's meow stache is very lucious

by Mr. "x" May 22, 2004

Mexi-Stache

A full thick bushed mustache created my munching on a black fat bitches pussy.

Jimmy got a Mexi-stache last night from having a sweaty night with a negro.

by Jsilly10 March 22, 2011

stacupado

An acceptable way to ask whether a seat, bench, etc. is taken when dealing with whom the only language one has in common is Spanish. Asking ¿Puedo sientarme aquí? might have bad consequences.

Loser Gringo: ¿Puedo sientarme aquí?
Cute Hispanic girl: *Whacks Loser Gringo*
Froody Hitchhiker: ¿Stacupado?
CHG: *Kisses Hitchhiker*

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

stache-thetic

A fake mustache

The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.

by Intprop Gone November 2, 2008

Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

by Sass sha J May 15, 2010