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Spite woman

Is the opposite of a spite man.

The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !
by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016
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Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.
He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.
by Piranha August 5, 2007
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Sprice

A combination of "spruce" as in "to spruce up a place" and "spice" as in to "to spice it up". The combined word means to both add life and fire to a decorating theme or event.
1) "Lets sprice this place up a little!"

2) "This party's a little dead, lets sprice it up!"

3) "It's the sprice of life baby!"
by gigasketch December 22, 2008
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Spiteful

Pure hatred for someone or something over little things.

Having an attitude 24/7
That guy over there looks spiteful as i dont know what
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sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.
"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"
by raymaas August 17, 2009
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Spritzowicz

The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we will always be the Spritzowicz
Spritzowicz
by ztirpsri January 11, 2009
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