Spaff

To jizz in ur eye by accident.

i spaffed last night.

by lolololololoololl November 24, 2016

SPAF

Short for SteamPunk-As-Fuck; from the punk rock term "punk as fuck". To go out dressed in full Anachronistic Victorian-era clothing, with gears, brass and leather.

Did you see the outfit Matt was wearing tonight, it was totally SPAF.

by Anarchie Matthew July 14, 2011

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by Nate March 10, 2005

splack

The urban opposite of, and companion to, the Subgenius' "Slack". An all-encompassing force of primal, idiotic space energy; love/hate for earth, human and machine.

"The common man must have Splack, and have it more abundantly."

"Give the people Splack, and let them find their own way."

by DeeeEsss October 10, 2003

spaff

to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)

I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.

by o_O~ April 21, 2004

spaf

An exciting programme of development for leaders of services working in local authority archives.

Fuck me your motherfucker, I bloody motherfucking loved that fuckass SPAF workshop bitch.

by JBo10 November 6, 2010