jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

spelling nazi

A person who annoyingly fixes the spelling of people when someone is speaking a different language.

"I have to fag."
"There is a mark there, it's fàg not fag."
"Shut up, spelling nazi."

by Tails February 4, 2004

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

by Deesnuts April 26, 2014

spelling

A word that makes letters through in the word.

A Guy: Hey, what is the spelling of apple?
You: A P P L E.
A Guy: Oh, thanks.

by EveryTimesNow April 19, 2017

Snalling

Complaining, Nagging, or Bitching

Stop Snalling about it and do it!

by OldDogg June 9, 2019