Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

smurfingtons

when you smurf on someone

omds man like the smurfingtons.

by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025

Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

Snurling

Snurling is a highly taboo and disturbing ritual sex act involving two corpses. The act begins by inserting a fetus (usually from a stillbirth or recently deceased pregnant woman) into the rectum of a fresh corpse. A practitioner known as the Snurler then performs oral suction on the corpse’s mouth, attempting to draw the fetus up through the digestive tract and extract it through the esophagus and throat into their own mouth.

“You think gorping’s bad? Bro’s been snurling since the funeral.”

“Sticky Ricky got caught mid-snurl again. Cops found the fetus halfway up the chute.”

“He keeps a jar labeled ‘snurl fuel’ in the fridge. I’m never visiting him again.”

by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025

smurfing

When a player of a higher level demotes themselves/creates a new account to play less skilled opponents.

"Dude I think this guy is smurfing, he's just too good. He's ruining the game."

by yafn September 8, 2025

Smurfing

(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.

"Alex was smurfing last night."

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025