smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

SmartIllinois Moment

Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois

"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."

by gigagoon December 1, 2020

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Sartinz

Just when the setting of the vibre kadibre are gwannin’ the fields doing up majors

What are the sartinz happening

by Vibre kadibre April 15, 2021

Smarties

Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.

"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"

by moka2 May 22, 2021

Smartish

A person who is not very smart, but to dumb to admit it. Often used to defend one’s intelligence.

Hey! I’m not dumb! I’m smartish!

by Carlos_Is_Kool May 26, 2021