having an acoustic session

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.
by :^| December 30, 2020
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mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
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Session/Sesh-head

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile
"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"
by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018
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EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending
Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!
by Rat on a scooter February 05, 2010
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Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping
"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"
by L33roi Henkins April 02, 2018
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wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping
"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"
by L33roi Henkins April 02, 2018
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session finger

A session finger is your index finger pointing upwards, this should be the only finger you have up a bit like et and it's a bit like fist pumping but with ya finger its also standard that you have the dirtiest bass face on or a major cowie swinging jaw
"Get ya session fingers out lads"
"Whyaye this tunes lethal me session fingers garn radge and a think av lost me jaw"
by sesh123 November 20, 2013
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