shitzvah

Having a satisfying bowel movement..a celebration of sorts ...kinda like the 'bar mitzvah' of bowel movements

Normally I have a good dump but today's was 'spectacular'...a veritable shitzvah

by Pattio February 29, 2008

Seitaro

a name for a fat person usually referred to an asian male or sumo wrestler.

"man did you see that asian guy? fuck hes seitaro"

by crawdog August 23, 2011

Seltzer

large bird who poses as human in math classes to prey on children. not to be trusted. also is extremely boring.

T: Watch out for Seltzer
M: *runs into woods to hide*

by uhhhidek November 6, 2017

Shitzophrenia

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

by Juna358 April 4, 2019

finger seizure

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

seize

to hold someone down and aggressively rape them

look at that hot babe, i’m gonna seize her tonight!

by ifhyci September 6, 2019

shitzu

i have no clue

a dog that is so expensive

by l2dajmpt May 7, 2003