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stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.
Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.
by Rapata dude March 30, 2010
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Stroller Derby

Moms with tandem and double baby strollers bashing everything in a narrow-aisle Dollar Store
It was Stroller Derby the whole day, the entire store is a wreck!
by sneederbee February 22, 2011
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scholljegerdes

An overweight balding man. Personality of a stump. Slightly homosexual. People around him realize his wife married down.
You are such a Scholljegerdes (gay)
by Howiefeltersnatch October 29, 2013
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Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.
by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015
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Stroller Mom

A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."
by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016
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Scroolling

Scroolling (over sthg.) When you're on a website or someone's social media and you can't stop scrolling and drooling over every single picture. Usually because you want everything you're seeing. Commonly happens when browsing the Instagram feed of a super cool clothing brand, or a model's Facebook page full of gorgeous selfies.
"Ugh, I can't stop scroolling over this girl's Instagram. Every pic is so. damn. lit."

"You're STILL scroolling that online shop?? Seriously?! Just buy something already!"
by shburns September 18, 2016
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strollaxing

Taking a walk while clearing your mind... chill'n.
Strollaxing seems to help calm things down after a fight with bae.
by DatCakeChick! October 24, 2016
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