haughttie

stuck-up good looking person

I asked that haughttie to dance , but she wouldn't even talk to me

by sneederbee November 17, 2010

Mensapause

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

by sneederbee December 15, 2010

Gallop Pull

When you try to wank a quick one

After my alarm went off, I barely had time for a gallop pull before my Mom came up and yelled at me to get moving

by sneederbee February 09, 2011

Stroller Derby

Moms with tandem and double baby strollers bashing everything in a narrow-aisle Dollar Store

It was Stroller Derby the whole day, the entire store is a wreck!

by sneederbee February 04, 2011

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011