Definitions by sneederbee

Futon Torpedo 

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

Futon Torpedo by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Gallop Pull 

When you try to wank a quick one

After my alarm went off, I barely had time for a gallop pull before my Mom came up and yelled at me to get moving

Gallop Pull by sneederbee February 26, 2011

Stroller Derby 

Moms with tandem and double baby strollers bashing everything in a narrow-aisle Dollar Store

It was Stroller Derby the whole day, the entire store is a wreck!

Stroller Derby by sneederbee February 22, 2011

Mensapause 

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

Mensapause by sneederbee December 16, 2010

haughttie

stuck-up good looking person

I asked that haughttie to dance , but she wouldn't even talk to me

haughttie by sneederbee November 20, 2010