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split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
by Silly_Me December 22, 2018
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Blue screen

When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.
Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
by Starry_gal June 21, 2020
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Screen Gems

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022
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screen looker

A person who looks at other peoples screens in a split screen video game, or just in one word...Mitch!
Fucken Mitch is such a screen looker, he couldn't have known i was right there!
by poppy the mama June 6, 2009
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SCREEN PLAY

Someone engaged in thumbing around the screen of their phone.
Hillary laughed uproariously as she was lost in screen play.
by pRODIGAL1 January 17, 2012
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screen sharing

When you're bored at night and choose to let someone else hack into your computer and look at your porn.
Person 1: "Bruh you wanna do some screen sharing tonight, I'm gonna be bored AF"
Person 2: "That sounds totally rad dude, let's watch some porn together!"
by memeslulz June 10, 2017
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