The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
by Silly_Me December 22, 2018
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Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
by Starry_gal June 21, 2020
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Person 1: "Bruh you wanna do some screen sharing tonight, I'm gonna be bored AF"
Person 2: "That sounds totally rad dude, let's watch some porn together!"
Person 2: "That sounds totally rad dude, let's watch some porn together!"
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