nigga science

A theory with little to no rational explanation or facts to back it up.

Male 1: Black Friday got its name because they sold slaves for cheaper that day.

Male 2: yo fam your wrong that's nigga science.

by 617god October 14, 2016

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

nuclear science

Totally the only science that's worthwhile. Overall #1 best science in the world, practiced only by the most qualified nuclear scientists.

Basically, my buddy Mike is a nuclear scientist. He knows more about nuclear science than most people who have science degrees.

by tg moxley March 8, 2008

Science God

A mere-human being who has been trained in the dark knowledge of science. Often competes in science competitions and does no work in order to obtain this sacred status.

when Ken enters the class, the fellow pupils bow down to the science god.

by N2ted0g March 30, 2008

science juice

a mixture of the energy drink, monster, and gatorade, when made is the ultimate sports drink, it has eveything your body needs to keep going, one sip of science juice will have you up and going for at least three days, and it has meth in it, lots and lots of meth

terrance: are you okay steve?

steve: oh my god!! my eyes are on fire!!

terrance: you've been drinking science juice again, havent you?

steve: yes

by whilwheaton April 2, 2010

Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.

Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."

by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016