speechlexia

When your words get mixed up and your sentence comes out backwards. Or words that you aren't trying to say come out.

I pulled my coat out of the oven and preheated the closet when my speechlexia got involved.

by Teetimer January 17, 2020

Screeching

Most effective sound to make when you stub your toe.

Me: *walks around the kitchen island, slamming my foot straight into the leg of the metal stool
Also me: SCREECH

Mom: there she goes again, screeching at her foot

by GreyBlueSkxs May 28, 2020

Speech

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
To argue or fight

You saw those fellows had a speech after work

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Sreecharan

The best guy alive. Absolute comedian and very nerdy. Kinda comes off as rude sometimes but he is definitely a very friendly and approachable guy. An absolute legend. He is very helpful too

Man, i really want to be like sreecharan. He is an absolute legend.

by Why do care about my name April 15, 2022

speech therapy

Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.

I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.

by The Real Driller December 1, 2022

post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.

Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.

by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015