Somebody with a very low IQ, who likes to assert their dominance in a situation where they are either ill-informed or uneducated. They are often self contradictory or hypocritical in their views, but will stop at nothing to swing their dick like a helicopter to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their general lack of knowledge.
Look at these dick swingers protesting the government while wearing MAGA hats.
That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.
That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.
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I was doing horrible on the first two holes but once I got some swing lube, I was shooting par on almost every hole.
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The moment after consuming to many disco biscuits and your chin begins to take on a life of its own, never perfectly in place, more constantly es-cue.
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Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.
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"Them three's and fo's I'ma roll fa sho. Wear Bows and Vogues and we call'em Swangs" Paul Wall-Draped up
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If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
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Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
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