2 definitions by funkdat
1. The alcohol necessary during a golf game to accomplish the proper technique and mindset. Also can be used for softball and bowling.
I was doing horrible on the first two holes but once I got some swing lube, I was shooting par on almost every hole.
by funkdat February 16, 2007
The act of causing others to feel sorry for you due to anything and everything even though there is really no good reason for sympathy of any kind.
Hold on B, I think we're about to go on an Awhitnatrip cause she is retro-crying about being tired and needing to go home.
by funkdat March 5, 2007