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Shitty Shit

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.
Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.
by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003
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Shitty Life

When you feel sad or frustrated about yourself, and you are lazy to force yourself to make any positive changes. You feel like Shitty Life.
OH State is full of disgusting people , and I have a Shitty Life.
by FuckYouBitch999 April 4, 2018
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Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...
After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)
by gman69 January 9, 2015
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cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.
-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.
by Parker405 June 3, 2010
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smitten

the feeling of total happiness around someone you are falling in love with or, someone you are already in love with.
Sherrie was smitten with Johnny sitting next to her on the bus ride.
by iPodME January 9, 2008
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tall smitties

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.
Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.
by Kics March 28, 2004
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shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
by reeferdave January 15, 2011
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