shmeated

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

shmeama

The name of a young asian broad who once ate a live cat whole.

you shmeama'd that shit dude.

by Tyle6 March 10, 2008

shmest

the stylistic hybrid of the shirt-vest

I didn't know if he was wearing a t-shirt or not because of his shmest.

by andrewthebruin October 17, 2008

Shmea

Shmea is everything and nothing. It is the world and everything around the world. You see it, feel it , smell it, live it and Breathe it . Shmea is every word, phrase, verb and conjunction. It is every choice, deed and consequence.....

Copyright Laws - Approve by Laws the creation of the word Shmea to: Kael Toddington and Jesse Adams.

" I got to go take a wicked Shmea "

" Shmea you man I'm going to the pub "

" Go make me a Shmea Sandwich Women:

" Shmea that hurt "

..... and many more

by The mysterious Shmea July 8, 2010

shmelt

A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.

Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!

by Hiffhin November 29, 2007

smeat

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

smeated

very angry and mad at something.

"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"

by G Fresh November 14, 2007