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sydney russell 

the better one of the sydney’s. sydney russell is an amazing person and who truly cares about the people around her. unlike the other sydney’s her friends and family can count on her to be there at all times and will drop anything to be with the people she cares about the most!! i highly suggest being THIS sydney’s friend because she’s loyal, kind, beautiful, and an overall amazing person. sydney russell does NOT forget about her friends and she does NOT use them. she is a great person to talk to and will keep up a convo w u for 24 hours. she’s just so great. be like sydney russell.
person 1: oh my god sydney russell is so nice!! she made me feel better when i was sad and she never left my side.

person 2: yeah for real!! she’s so much nicer than the other sydney’s i swear!!!!
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Royal russell 

Royal Russell is actually a calm school except for the fact of one girl in year 9 21/22 class. Her mouth is big and she’s clapped on the low but ya know no one will tell her that anyway the schools actually decent it’s just that one blabber mouth girl in Buchanan but ye:)
Royal Russell is a good school except for the fact she goes there

The Jack Russell

The act of vigorously shoving your dick into someone's bum,
"I'd give her The Jack Russell, lad"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"
The Jack Russell by ZPL400 January 23, 2015

To pull a Russell 

When someone say something completely different to what you or your group of friends are saying followed by a weird action and or random action.
Group: So guys did you see that movie last night it was realy cool.....

Russell: FAP FAP right in the eye!

Group: HAHAHAHA!!! what the fuck that had nothing to do what we were talking about man haha?! you just pulled a Russell!! .

thats to pull a russell
To pull a Russell by TheRob69 June 11, 2009

royal russell 

royal russell is a boarding school for dumb uneducated twats who aren’t loved by their parents. the boys there are so ugly and have yellow teeth. the girls are dick sucking slags. parents just want to get rid of their kids so they send them to this fucked school
that girl gave the sloppiest head and turns out its another royal russell student
royal russell by ellen is a slut February 1, 2019

Brad Russell 

Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”

“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”

don't be such a Russell 

When someone is all in their feelings about something very trivial like Russ does when he feels like hes been wronged. Very overdramatic feelings. With lots of heavy sighing, shoulder slouching, whining, moping and grumbling. Usually over a girl or lack of attention not being on him.
Luca was hanging his head, looking pitiful and Micheal told him not to be such a Russell.

"i thought she was single, dawg," said John. "don't be such a Russell about it."