Ring Sausage 

"Ring Sausage" is a fairly broad insult, used when people are being pissy or annoying. Coined by the TV show Bottom, it goes along with Wank Biscuit

1) Fuck off you Ring Sausage!
2) Stop being such a Ring Sausage.

Ring Sausage by Trucast February 7, 2007

Ring Rage 

That feeling you get when your iPhone rings from someone actually "calling" you.

Joe's ring rage is out of control when his iPhone rings while he is updating his Facebook page.

Ring Rage by TxJanLee November 4, 2011

ring sting 

when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

ring sting by HITorDIE June 6, 2007

ring stock 

"Ring stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "ring stock" are the horses that performed in the show. The other is "Baggage Stock".

The ring stock are performing on the stage.

ring stock by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008

ring of fire 

The brown or oddly tinted skin surrounding the butthole.

When a person does not properly wipe their anus on a consistant basis and over a period of time, the unattended area develops into a darkened ring of fire.

ring of fire by 911 and Cali August 26, 2009

Ring of Fire 

The act of applying hot sauce to the outside condom during sexual intercourse, then sticking it in your girlfriend's anus. *Note: For safety reasons, always use a condom when performing the Ring of Fire to prevent serious bodily injury.*

Joe: I can't believe I caught Tiffany cheating on me with Ben Roethlisberger again.
Bill: Did you finally break up with her?
Joe: No, I'm waiting to give her the Ring of Fire tonight.

Ring of Fire by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010

ring wings 

Similar to red wings and MILF wings, it is the act of receiving/giving sexual relations with a woman with a ring on her finger (aka: married)

Guy 1: I hooked up with Jane Doe last night!

Guy 2: Isn't she married now?

Guy 1: Yeah haha but she doesn' have kids so I got my ring wings.

ring wings by LandShark914 July 10, 2010