pants napkin

To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.

"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."

by hyperswivel January 2, 2009

pantster

A person who writes by 'the seat of her pants' as opposed to a plotter, one who plans or outlines her writing. Term used, and popularized, by writers, and is familiar with the writing community of the American-based writing contest NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) that started in 1999, and other such contests. A general term for a writer of this approach. Antonyms: plotter, outliner, planner.

Are you a plotter or a pantster? I'm definitely a pantster! I can't wait to see what shows up next!

by wip August 1, 2013

sensitive pants

a person "wears" the sensitive pants when they are emotional, pissed off, susceptible to start crying or to freak out. is unable to take a joke at times

"i'm sorry i bugged out. i was just stressed"

"its okay you were just wearing the sensitive pants"

by bernie<3 February 26, 2007

Pee your pants less

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.

Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"

by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011

The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit

At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010

Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.

Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar

by UrbanlyDictionistic October 28, 2021

The Pants

Those floral pants a girl wears at school that makes her butt look huge.

GOD Damnnnnnn, she brought out "the pants" again.

by Foh Nem August 16, 2016