Pronk

used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.

to pronk

the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself

first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.

actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"

a pronk reply without reading the topic

"PRONK

bloody fascists! vote green!"

by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009

pronkus

One who abuses drugs until their entire brain melts

Someone who writes his name on his baggies and brings them to school (Kyle McNair) is a pronkus.

by KyleMcNair March 23, 2007

Plunkit

When a tampon is dipped into an alcoholic substance to absorb the fluid before it is inserted into the ass hole where the alcohol is then absorbed into the blood and will in turn get you drunk.

Hey, lets skip school and do some PLUNKITS!

We are having a PLUNKIT party this Friday do you want to come?

Weed is for losers; we do PLUNKITS!

I’m checking into rehab in an hour, id better hurry up and do a PLUNKIT.

by Chris Rider March 12, 2009

The Prank Call

When a girl already performing fellatio is surprised by another man ejaculating into her ear.

My boy steve was getting head at a party when choda boy came in and gave the slut a prank call.

by Imoja and max.biatch August 8, 2004

Reverse Prank Call

Verb. The act of flipping the tables on a telemarketer,restricted pone calls or unknown callers just by simply wasting thier time by changing your voice, give false info or anything one would normally in an ordinary prank call. Originated by Sir Chunx in 2004.

TM: Hello we're looking for a Mr. Smith, this is the rd cross calling.
You: This is Tyrone ain't no Mr. Smith here ya dumbass, how about checkin yo damn records.
TM: Alright thank you.
TM cals again
TM: Yes ichecked my records and it's urgent we speak to Mr. Smith
You: Yes this is Mr.Smith i have no idea what you are talkin about, but what is the matter of your call.
TM: Welll this is the American Re Cross....
You: Oh yeah i uh have AIDS so my bad.
Hang up YOu: oh yeah tthat's how a Reverse Prank Call is done

by Sir Chunx August 4, 2010

Art-terrorism Pranksterism

The act of covering up a lack of talent with recycled 'edgy' concepts, such as a piece of 'music' played by radios, or composed of over 4 minutes of silence, 'art' installations consisting of samples of sexual fluids from your last 40 partners, or one-word 'novels' in 800-page format.

Art-terrorism Pranksterism can be easily identified by the larger-than-usual amount of words which are placed in quotes when describing its inevitably awful results.

Steve: Have you heard the new track by the Vienna Franks?
Eddie: Yeah. Fifteen minutes of two simultaneous chords a half-tone apart looped under a Hindu singing through a mouthful of beef.
Steve: Classic Art-terrorism Pranksterism, man.

by Pete O'Seale June 16, 2009

plunking.

Plunking is the act of fisting another untill they pass out its kind of like skerplunking.

Harry:Hey bill I heard you were "plunking." with your girlfriend lastnight.

Bill: yeah she passed out within 15 mins.

by KingPlunker September 15, 2011