Poot

A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men

"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"

by TinySteve May 1, 2019

poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Poot

a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

polotician

The wrong way of spelling Politician

Politicians are people that like to dance around in their underwear.

Poloticians don't exist.

by Clinker November 4, 2007

pooter cooter

a female individual who frequently releases air through her vagina(cooter) this release of air is also known as a queef or a vagina fart

see bruce's little sister

by cwinky March 12, 2004

pooterhead

Also, a retarded person.

Mike is such a pooterhead! Did you see him walk into that wall?

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

pooter

Origin of an ass goblin. Also known as shitter, asshole, bumhole, etc.

Dag Gina! You're pooter be all stinkin up in this biatch!

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002