Pokey

Buisness

Bob: "Pokey Means Buisness!
John: "oh that music from earthbound cool

by MrMinimumWageBrain December 8, 2021

Pokeymen

you have to obtain all of them

POKEY MEN HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
OUR BRAVERY WILL HELP US A BIT
YOU EDUCATE ME AND I'LL EDUCATE YOU
POKEYMEN
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
POKEYMEN

by helpimstuckatschoolandimbored March 23, 2022

pokeypenn

a white cat with orange hair wearing a yellow sweater

DO NOT APPROACH AT ALL COSTS

Person 1: Hey look at my cool cat

Person 2: That's pokeypenn

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK (Grabs it by the head and throws it at a nearby wall)

by scrimbobimbo April 12, 2022

Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.

Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy

by Dyldonator May 12, 2022

Pokey

A knife 🔪

Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me

by Negrokiller June 18, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022