Pie porker

Some sick fuck who sticks his dick in all his friends pies. And poots while doing it.

I caught Fart, the pie porking bandit sticking his dick in all my pies! What a pie porker!

by Fart fart poot November 3, 2019

spikey pokey bitch

its a hedgehog/hamster squishmallow

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch

by spikeypokeybitch November 18, 2020

Morenci Porker

When you have sexual intercourse in full PPE attire.

The Morenci Porker consists of a Hardhat, Safety vest, and ofcourse spoggles to keep "contaminates" out of your eyes.

by LilBac July 11, 2021

Peter Pokey

Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.

Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.

by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

porker

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

by IanM May 17, 2006