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Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.
Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022
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