The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

whore training

Dropping your daughter off at the ex wife's house.

Where's Brittany?
She's at whore training this weekend...

by *******JOHN******* April 23, 2016

Clam powder

The dust of an old lady's vagina.

You should have seen the clam powder puffs as I was ass banging your granny last night!

by *******JOHN******* July 28, 2020