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penis whisperer

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
by poonyd February 17, 2015
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Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
by friendmandude May 27, 2019
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The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019
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penis mcflurry

When you stick your cock in a McDonalds Ice cream cone and cum into it, then feed it to your girlfriend
Honey, that penis mcflurry was so good last night!
by peniledistressman June 18, 2018
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The Penis Of America

The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.
-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'
by Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2008
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one night in paris

The sex tape which jump-started Paris Hilton's popularity. November 2001, it began circulating the web and popped up on DVD in June 2003. Never seen it. And I'd like to keep it that way.
Let's watch One Night In Paris. She has a pale ass, I hear. But it's hard to tell, all that moving around she does.
by Anne Cabot August 31, 2005
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Up periscope

The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.
I had a boner that would just NOT GO DOWN, so I up periscoped it.
by Sporklord February 19, 2011
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