Paki Squeal

A Paki Squeal is the noise given off by a Paki when you have it by the throat.

How to make a Paki Squeal more?

(1) Release the grip on its throat on and off to give it some air.

by Tits up August 29, 2011

PakGamers

A rapidly growing gaming community in Pakistan among gamers, where you will get ignored mostly all the time while trying to be nice and friendly. The platform includes the best feature to date that is the Market Place, where mostly some idiots will ruin your experience but you will be happy in the end.

PakGamers Market Place
Seller: Selling Wii for 25000Rs

Idiot#1: Dude that's like way too high of a price duhhhh

Idiot#2: I can get it for 19000Rs boo hoo

Idiot#3: What is it made out of gold that you're selling it that high are you insane?

Idiot#4: Wii is for losers

Interested Buyer: Check Your PM

Seller: Sold to Interested Buyer

by AConcernedPGUser July 17, 2010

pakao

If any situation or person is a source of boredom to you then that person or situation is described as pakao.

It is very pakao to go to work on Mondays.

by Smitak September 28, 2005

Paki-Split

Hair style that affects young South Asian men as they age, characterized by a big deep hair split in the middle of the head and is more covered in gray hair then the rest of their head. Seems to happen faster after becoming an Uncle.

Raj: Did you see Purpal tonight, wow he is really aging?
Hanji: I know, you can see his Paki-Split is really coming in nicely.
Raj: Yes it's really deep, I hope mine is as good as his when I'm his age.

by desi2010 July 20, 2010

Pakelika

Pakelika (The Visual Assassin) member of the the punk rock, hip hop group known as the Kottonmouth Kings. He is called the visual assassin because of his own dance style known as Hydro-mechanics that he created. He is the best dancer in the whole fucking world. his jobs are simple he has to dance smoke weed and fuck as many bitches as he can. He wears a sever wheather mask because he belives that it isnt what you look like its what you belive, and also he doesn't talk because the world isnt ready for what he has to say.

Pakelika will out smoke toke and flip ur ass to the curb if you fuck with him!

by Wolfs September 13, 2008

paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.

My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.

by great success April 4, 2006

pop-a-paki

-To mock/insult/kill a Paki bastard.
-To cause a Paki great embarrassment/torture/pain.
-To pay back a Paki the same way he does by beheading innocent people and blowing himself up.

This should be used in context to hate crimes against Pakis.

e.g.
"Hey Paul, did you hear there's a new Paki on the street!"

"Oh yeah? Well mate, ITS TIME TO POP-A-PAKI!!"

by Pakibasher2 March 3, 2009