pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015

Pop Tart Drunk

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.

Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.

by matador755 October 3, 2017

Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb

Why are you acting like a pop-tart?

by Fear81 June 27, 2019

poptater

the misspelled version of a pop tart

guy 1 : " hey man, want a poptater? "

guy 2 : " don't u mean pop tart? "

guy 1 : " shoot sorry my dude, bad spelling and i need grammarly "

by fartsniffer3000 2.0 June 3, 2022

Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019

K-poptard

K-poptard --- A K-pop stan who presents or advocates for the music genre in a stupid and/or fatuous manner.

Look at Tasha, an absolute k-poptard. She drops videos of K-pop artists on every twitter thread

by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021

A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

by queensburykid September 12, 2022