cunt plaster

womens sanitary towel

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please

by dirtbox September 12, 2006

the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

William Paterson University

Underrated state school in New Jersey. Better then montclair state and getting up there with rutgers.

William Paterson University

by student who transfered around April 15, 2009

plates

Cockney ryhming slang for feet. Derives from 'plates of meat'. As with all cockney rhyming slang, the rhyming part is not used in speech.

Christ look at the size of his plates (christ look at the size of his feet).

by C Webb May 16, 2006

Plate Chaser

When a dog/cat or other animal is givin a leftover plate of food and while licking the plate slides, so the animal is chasing the plate.

My dog Buster loves to be a plate chaser.

by AlwithaZ July 23, 2009

plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you

Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!

by rapmac November 8, 2009

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010