Hym Iam "Russia is taking about putting a nuclear reactor on the moon and I'm like 'that's retarded' how are you going to get the power to earth from there and 2. What about the lack of ozone and the fact that it is FILLED WITH CRATERS because shit hits it all the time?' And now Japan wants to do like a Dyson sphere (or ring rather) but for the moon. How are you going to get the energy back to earth?"
by Hym Iam February 1, 2026
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US "We detected that China conducted a nuclear "test" without telling anyone."
China "What? What the fuck are you talking about? We didn't launch a..." 😦
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Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"
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Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"
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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
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Bob: Did you see Billy at the gym today he was bench pressing 3 times his own weight, while juggling bowling bowls and winning a fight against a kickboxer? Mary: yeah i know he has become what we call the nuclear bomb dot com
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Get the nuclear bomb dot com mug.The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so
Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”
President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”
President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”
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