Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

chicken neck

A neighborhood woman who performs oral sex on men, often for nothing in return.

Everybody on the block knows Kwaneesha. They may not know her name, but they know she's the chicken neck of 112th St.

by spurty February 26, 2009

nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011

Neck Slap

1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.

Your gettin a neck slap

Like ur cut g

by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020

round neck

a blanket term used in a sentence to associate a stereotype with a large group of people without it being obvious

never trust a woman with a round neck

Biggest red flag I look for in a woman? A round neck.

by Urbansniffer July 10, 2021

neck gut

A gut-like protrusion of fat located somewhere between the chin and clavicle that gives one's head the appearance of having a belly. Also known as a double chin or head gut.

Because of his massive neck gut, Gary had trouble getting his head through the neck of his new t-shirt.

by tomfoolery666 November 20, 2013

Dust Neck

An old ass teacher

Shut the fuck up you Dust Neck!

by Nate d o Double December 18, 2010