Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.

D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?

by jsmil5 March 26, 2008

Mistake

When a man and woman gets married and often find out that the man thinks he knows everything and thinks that he has a degree in every field to ever exist

Oh my god marrying Jackson was a mistake!

by Jade.45 February 20, 2020

gin mistake

N. Unwise action undertaken while severely inebriated, of the kind that would not be undertaken sober, esp. those that are either only hazily remembered or completely forgotten the next day.

Striptease? That was a gin mistake.

Time to booze up and make a few gin mistakes.

"Like I just got elected Miss Gin Mistakes Massachusetts" - Faye, QuestionableContent.net

by JustMe23 May 4, 2009

Mistake

See marriage.

Our marriage was a mistake.

by Soul Harvester November 7, 2013

Rookie mistake

Making an ill-informed decision

Rookie mistake; ordering a feed and leaving, trusting that the boys won't eat it.

by paramountpaddy October 4, 2014

Worst Mistake Ever

Electing Obama

Damn we elected obama, we made the worst mistake ever!

by Elite Murder December 28, 2008

Mistake Daily

in printer terms, the worst job to be printing... in other words, corrupted files, jacked-up fonts, misplaced images, crappy photos, and past deadline-drops.

"Gone to print Mistake Daily; God knows when I'll be back home!"

by Angela October 20, 2001