Microwave

A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

I just microwaved my brother

by Akatsuki3910 June 5, 2017

Microwaved

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

microwave

A slang term for farting.

I just microwaved lol.

by SXIX0000 November 12, 2018

Microwave

A fucking lovely utensil use for kys and cooking yeast infected bread

My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman

by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019

Microwaved

a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female

friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice

you:nice

by matsh December 3, 2010

Microwave

A chick with a face so busted it looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

Ew, that chick look like she got down syndrome & look at that grill! That bitch a microwave!

by Kamen BTJ August 28, 2007

Microwaved Hotdog

a nasty disgusting person

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her

by smoojieho April 21, 2018