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Definitions by smoojieho

a extremely small person who has big attitude and think can do so much. She has a disgusting ombre that goes black to ORANGE. She lies about having a boyfriend when really shes alone and cries over a boy she’s liked for 3 years now because her ugly ass will never be able to have him. She still tried hard to get with him but she just cant take a hint. She also thinks she has a big ass and boobs but she’s flatter then a piece of paper.
person: is sammy really trying with him again?

me: yes she is
person: HE DOESNT LIKE HER UGLY ASS
me: ITS A SAMMY THING
Sammy by smoojieho April 2, 2019

Microwaved Hotdog

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her
Microwaved Hotdog by smoojieho April 21, 2018

dusty ass hoe

When you had too much sex with a dog and now you got a crusty ass but it has dust in it
OMG SHE IS SUCH A DUSTY ASS HOE
dusty ass hoe by smoojieho April 6, 2017