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Micro-Cuck

A man with a micro penis that wants men with regular sized cocks to pleasure their female partner.
Craigs List Ad: Micro-Cuck ISO man with regular, to slightly smaller penis to satisfy my wife.
by FillyWonka January 15, 2024
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Micro-mink

A micro mink is a gift that is gifted to another that can be used as anything, almost like a genies wish.... even though you can trade a micro mink for anything but it always just ends up as a blow job!
If you help me with this your get a micro-mink
by Bethlehem hiker kane November 21, 2023
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Micro-Twerking

When you are so cold and you start shivering, but your pants are off and ur butt is jiggling ever so slightly.
You: "Its super cold outside today."
Me: "You better put some pants on or you'll be micro-twerking all day."
by jbgangsta November 29, 2023
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Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.
Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.
by Microcrawler August 15, 2024
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Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.
His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.
by ImEther May 2, 2024
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