a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021
Get the Micro Penismug. by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023
Get the micro-microwavemug. A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
Get the Micro penismug. The experience of disappointment when a small statement, action, or gesture goes unacknowledged... especially exacerbated by the social media age
Guy 1: She didn’t answer my text for 2 hours but she just posted a story on Instagram
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection
by Andy Taylor March 19, 2021
Get the micro rejectionmug. Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
Get the Micromug. Small cock no cock
by billern June 14, 2024
Get the Micro-clitmug. Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Get the Micro marriagemug.