megalomentia

megalomania & dementia at once // a portmanteau of megalomania & dementia

Let's hope this megalomentia up on high doesn't cause the launching of nukes.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 5, 2020

Megliaadonkianclestousaphobia

The irrational fear of large (almost gigantic) stegosaurus ankles. Willpower is one of the few ways to cure this terrible phobia. The term can also be used to describe the irrational fear of large anklosaurus ankles.

Joe the paleontologist: Hey Fredo, why are u cowering away from those large stegosaurus ankles?
Fredo the herpetologist: Because I have Megliaadonkianclestousaphobia.
Joe the paleontologist: Oh ok.

by Megliaadonkianclestrousaphobia August 4, 2020

Megamoon

An extended honeymoon; typically where the married couple go travelling for several months.

Connor and Jessica were off for 3 months on their Megamoon very soon after their wedding, starting in New Zealand and ending in Japan.

by MaximillianPower December 3, 2022

Megaupload

One of the most popular file sharing websites - until it got taken down by the FBI on the charges of "Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering", "Conspiracy to Commit Copyright Infringement", "Conspiracy to Commit Money Laundering" and "Criminal Copyright Infringement".

1: Hey! Download my Minecraft texture pack on Megaupload!
2: I can't! I just get an FBI warning!

by BBgamerUK March 7, 2012

megacrush

When a girl has a crush on you, but you are too noobish to realize, or you are too shy to do anything about it. This girl will hang out with you and give you all the opportunities in the world for you to make your move, but you never will. This will only inflate the megacrush.

Unfortunately, you will only find out about the megacrush well after the window of opportunity. This information will haunt you for the rest of your days.

1997
Girl: Hey, I just rented Scream, and I'm too scared to watch it by myself. Do you want to come over and watch it with me?
Boy: Nah, Dave and I are gunna go play Mario Kart 64 tonight.
Girl: Oh... ok...

2007
Dave: Hey dude, remember back in high school that girl Kate?
Moron: Ya, she was hot.
Dave: Ya, she had a megacrush on you dude. Did you ever get some of that?
Moron: wtf! She had a crush on me!? I am teh fail!
Dave: Yup.

by techobo February 5, 2010

Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

Megward the Wizard

A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.

Common examples of Megward the Wizard:

Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)

by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015