megacrush 

When a girl has a crush on you, but you are too noobish to realize, or you are too shy to do anything about it. This girl will hang out with you and give you all the opportunities in the world for you to make your move, but you never will. This will only inflate the megacrush.

Unfortunately, you will only find out about the megacrush well after the window of opportunity. This information will haunt you for the rest of your days.

1997
Girl: Hey, I just rented Scream, and I'm too scared to watch it by myself. Do you want to come over and watch it with me?
Boy: Nah, Dave and I are gunna go play Mario Kart 64 tonight.
Girl: Oh... ok...

2007
Dave: Hey dude, remember back in high school that girl Kate?
Moron: Ya, she was hot.
Dave: Ya, she had a megacrush on you dude. Did you ever get some of that?
Moron: wtf! She had a crush on me!? I am teh fail!
Dave: Yup.

megacrush by techobo February 5, 2010

megabush

Pubic hair so extensive it has no beginning and no ending.

When Dick saw Jane’s megabush he was baffled and secretly intrigued.

megabush by Maymadness May 20, 2022

megafresh 

Really awesome...amazingly so.

Yo, homeboy, that piece of pie is megafresh.

megafresh by Ben December 31, 2003

MegaFlush 

A MegaFlush can be performed when competing (in teams) towards getting the most work units done in a distributed computing project.

To perform a MegaFlush one can use processing power to calculate work units months before a competition starts. When the competition begins the work units are submitted and thus count for the competition. This is used to give yourself or your team an unfair advantage.

Any one team that performs a MegaFlush will be banned from the contest.

MegaFlush by Manadar April 11, 2011

megacruncher 

A cluster of computers which analyzes vast amounts of information for distrubuted computing programs such as SETI@Home.

I have five computers in my megacruncher.

megacruncher by T Junior May 14, 2003

megacrossbow

A crossbow that can fire over ten arrows at once.

Megacrossbows can be a pain if you’re trying not to get shot by arrows.

megacrossbow by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022