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BOXing Match

When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.
by maximumdamage69 December 7, 2022
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.
“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”
by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021
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Construct devotion match

A serious or severe addiction to building games.
Most common in Roblox.
The user Barney9119_TheSecond has Construct Devotion match because he always uses F3X in games. He’s addicted to it
by NamePlayz May 23, 2021
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Fred Flinstone's Memory Match arcade game

Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced by Coastal Amusements in 1994.

Coastal Amusements released 68 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1987.

Other machines made by Coastal Amusements during the time period Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced include Fred Flinstones Memory Match, Pop-A-Slot, Toy King claw machine, Slam Dunk, Sea Wolf, Powaire Jr. Air Hockey Table, Water High Rise, Roosta Shoota, Bug Blitz, and Big Wheel.
Bob: I want to play the Fred Flinstone's Memory Match arcade game.
by Your bob September 2, 2022
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Lighting a Match

Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc
Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.
by Trw92a April 23, 2024
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Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.
The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024
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